1. Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai … Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai

  2. When you can’t change the girl … change the girl

  3. Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai … pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai

  4. Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao … toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi

  5. Woh mili mujhse Heer ki tarah … taste mein thi woh kheer ki tarah … aur dil ke paar hui woh teer ki tarah

  6. Wife ne poocha husband se, ke sach kaho kitno ke saath soye ho? … husband bola, soya toh bus tumhare saath, baki sehkadon ke saath jaga poori raat

  7. Aurat bhi kya cheez hai … kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai … aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai

  8. Buddies you are my chaddies

  9. Maine bhari mehfil mein sher maara … toh sherni vidhva ho gayi

  10. Pachaas pachaas kos door jab raat ko gaon mein baap jagta hai … toh beta bolta hai ki – “dad soo ja varna mere jaisa ek aur aa jayega”

  11. Na suhaag hai na raat hai, phir bhi suhaagraat ka scene nazar aata hai … believe it or not, har kutte ka din aata hai

  12. Ibtada-e-ishq hai, rota hai kya … toilet paper hai, dhota hai kya?

  13. Chahe marr hum jaye phir bhi marham lagake jayenge … dost ke dil se utar ke nahi, dost ke dil mein utar ke jayenge

  14. Madhuri ki muskaan, Juhi ka jadoo, Sridevi ki shararat … aur dhaki hui Mallika Sherawat

  15. Life mein teen cheezo ko kabhi underestimate nahi karna chahiye … love, sex aur dokha

  16. When I am good I am good … when I am bad I am even better

  17. Hum toh ghante hai lekin woh khatre ki ghanti hai … saali China ka maal hai nah guarantee hai na warranty hai

  18. Bomb woh thi blast main ho gaya … bina ruke kisi station par yeh slow train bhi fast ho gaya

  19. Is vidya ke mandir mein … yahan vidya ki murat hai toh wahan vidya ka bhashan hai … magar afsoos is baat ka hai ki hamare paas “Dirty Picture” ki Vidya Balan nahi hai

  20. Early to bed and early to rise … makes your girlfriend go with other guys

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