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            If you were Romeo and I were Juliet,,,,, our story would have been slightly different than the… original one written by Shakespeare……… We wouldn’t have died for each other in the end…. – we would have lived for each other… even after the end. I love you….!!

 

Many crushes… and flirts are better than one true love bcoz…. – monopoly is always damaging,,,,, and – competition improves efficiency!!! Pure economic theory of Love ?..!!

 

Girl : I Love you….. Boy : (Starts Running)……………!… Girl : (Running after him) …Why are u Running?… Boy : To update my Relationship status on Facebook!

Boy: There’s just 1 thing I want to change about you….  Girl: What’s that? …….. Boy: Your last name!

 

Your smile can be compared… to a flower, Your voice can be compared…. to a cuckoo, Your innocence…. to a child, But in stupidity…. you have no comparison, You’re the best!!!

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Be careful when a guy says he loves u…  from the bottom of his heart……… because he may still have….. enough space for other girls on top……!!

 

English professors would have been…. so indisputable if they had said, “A sentence is complete… if only ‘You, you and you’ makes it” … With you, my life is complete. I love you…!!

 

Love is like peeing your pants….. everyone can see it….. but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee… in my pants….!!

 

Love is like a fart….. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit!!

 

Do you know? what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text…!!

 

Your dad must have been a thief….  because he stole all the stars… in the sky and put them in your eyes!!!

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I may annoy you,,,, and you might want to kill me…… I give you permission,,,, but on one condition…… Don’t shoot me in the heart,,,, because that’s where you are!!!

 

Way to impress girl:::—  Respect her, honor her,,,, love her,,, protect her,,, care 4 her, ,, obey her, sacrifice 4 her…. How to impress a boy? Just smile once ….!!

Funny Love Messages For Boyfriend & Girlfriend:-

 

Last night I hugged… my pillow and dreamt of you…..  I wish that someday I’d dream about… my pillow and I’d be hugging you…!!

 

Do you have a band aid? Cause I just scraped… my knee falling for you?

 

I’m not a gambler… but I’ve just allowed my heart… and my mind to bet that… I will never stop loving you…!!

 

There must be something wrong… with my eyes, I can’t take them off you…!!

 

If you were cheese,,,, I would be a mouse so I can nibble you bit by bit…. If you were milk,,,, I would be a cat so I can drink you sip by sip…. But if you were a mouse, I would still be a cat so… I can devour you piece by piece. I love you…!!

Funny Boyfriend Girlfriend status

 

Me without you is like a nerd… without braces,,, a shoes without laces,,, #aSentenceWithoutSpaces …!!

 

Let’s commit the perfect crime,,,, I’ll steal your heart and you steal mine…!!

 

I sent an Angel to watch… over u while u were… asleep but sooner than… expected the angel came back and I asked why,,,, the Angel said Angels don’t watch… over an Angel!!!

 

Double heart attack… message by a girl to a boy:::– 1st SMS: Let`s break up now,, it`s all over. 2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you…!!

 

I have had a really bad day….. and it always makes me feel better to see…. a pretty girl smile. So would you smile for me???

 

When the night comes,,,, look at the sky,,, if you see a falling star don’t wonder… why just make a wish trust me!!!  it will come true cause… I did it and I found you!!!

 

Don’t be sad when you… see your ex-girlfriend flirting with someone else…!! Come on dear, Learn to donate your old…. toys to poor kids That’s called ATTITUDE!!!

 

Love is the fart of every heart…… for when held in doth pain… thy host but when let out pains others most!!!

 

They say a picture is… worth a thousand words,,,, but when I look at yours, I’m speechless!!!

 

If you’re cute,,,, you can call me baby If you’re nice,,,, you can call me sweetie… But if you’re hot, you can call me tonight!!!

 

Mathematicians would have been very… correct…. if “You plus me” equals “Perfect Love”. … Isn’t that what we are! Thanks for being mine…!!

 

If I you were asked to make…. one wish today what would it be???? mine would be that our love lasts…. until I see an orange in an apple tree…. I love you!

 

My heart to you…. is given and do give yours to me::; we’ll lock them up together… and throw away the key…!!

Girls are like internet domain names…… the ones I like are already taken…..!!

Funny Boyfriend Girlfriend status

 

You can fall from the sky you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me!

 

Babe, thank you for coming into my life…. Thank you for making me smile like crazy. … Thank you for making me happy…!!

 

The day I met you, my life changed….. the way you make me feel… is hard to explain.. You make me smile… in a special kind of way… you make me fall deeper in love everyday…!!

 

I can’t wait… to marry you because you will.. get to be the first person I… see every day and the last person I see every day…!!

Words fall short when ever I… want to tell you how special you are to me,,,, but all I can say is,,,, that my mind full of smiles when ever I think of you…!!

 

I’m so happy to have you in my life…. Please don’t ever leave…!!

 

I should have kissed you like…. I wasn’t scared at all.

 

I have the… best boyfriend ever…!!

 

I am luckiest girl because.. my boyfriend loves me more than I love me…!!

 

Don’t play… with my feelings…!!

 

“What’s so special about him?” “Nothing,,, it’s just that there’s nothing special without him….”

 

I want you today,,,  tomorrow,,, next week,,, and for the rest of my life…!!

 

My boyfriend… and I are badasses…!!

 

You make me laugh… even when I don’t want to smile…!!

 

You’re not just my number 1,,,, but you’re my one and only…!!

 

❤ my boyfriend…!!

 

“So you want to date after…. we’ve spent a few weeks making… out and fooling around? Sorry, I can’t…. You’re like brother to me.”

 

Now when I look at my ex boyfriend,,,, I think I was being drunk whole time in our relationship…!!

 

You taught me how to be an independent girl,,,,, you made me believe in myself again…. But you know what,,,, you are the person I can’t live without…!!

Funny Boyfriend Girlfriend status

 

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