1. Ab dushmani nibhayenge … pyar se

  2. Knife pe gire apple, apple pe gire knife … saala phone nahi utha raha hai, call kar rahi hai wife

  3. Jab Ram naam ka raag lage … toh pani mein bhi aag lage

  4. Besharam badtameez khudgarz hota hai … par pyar toh aaise hi hota hai

  5. Pehli baar mein sabse zyada mazaa aata hai

  6. Badla aur guroor agar samundar ko banjar rann bana sakte hai … toh aashiq is banjar mitti mein bhi phool khila sakte hai

  7. Tere dil mein soya tha, kyun utha diya … card kahan se nikla, ke number mila diya

  8. Green hai angoor, kele ka rang peela hai … kehdo saari duniya se, Ram ki Leela hai

  9. Meri mardangi ke bare mein aap gaon ki kisi bhi ladki se pooch sakte ho … report achchi milegi

  10. Jitni tu garam hai … utna tera bistar naram hai

  11. Jeeonga toh tere saath … maroonga toh tere haath

  12. Goli aur gussa sahi waqt par kharach karna chahiye

  13. Name toh kamaal che … par surname bawaal che

  14. Isse badi saza kya hogi … ki jaan bhi nikaal li aur zinda bhi chhod diya

  15. Jigar pe mat ja … trigger daba dungi

  16. Don shok nahi manate, sirf jashan manate

  17. Dushman se pyar nibhana har kisi ke bas ki baat nahi hai

  18. Peeche se woh lete hai … jinke paas saamne se lene ka hathyar nahi hota hai

  19. tere se milke aaise bhaaga … rann mein hi soya, rann mein hi jaaga

  20. Hero banne ke liye jigar ki zaroorat padti hai … aur jab jigar ho toh bhari bandook ka kya kaam?

  21. Jitni tu khoobsurat hai na … utni hi badi kamini nikli

  22. Morni bina mor kis kaam ka … yeh sindoor hai Ram naam ka

  23. Har goli ke saath sirf beta nahi … ek maa bhi mar jaati hai

  24. Apni saans wapas lene aaya hoon … atak ke reh gayi hai tere paas

  25. Bheje ko pant se nikaal le ghadeda

  26. Udh ke aati hoon banke vimaan … ready rakhna love ka samaan … milke rahoongi chahe baa lele jaan

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