Insult SMS for WhatsApp in English:
1. Go be stupid somewhere else.
2. Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.
3. You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
4. I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
5. Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?
6. You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.
7. Man, if you can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us.
8. My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits. So, I better take that one out of your hand.
9. I don’t want to be alone. But with you I’d rather be.
10. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.
11. I would love to slap you but that would-be animal abuse.
12. Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh, wait that’s your face.
13. Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.
14. Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
15. A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny? Me: Yeah, every time I look at you.
16. You are so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head, just to avoid your face.
17. Can you turn around and look at me? Turn back again.
18. You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak.
19. You’re so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.
20. It’s not that you are weird, it’s just that everyone else is normal.
21. Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.
22. You are very beautiful, no doubt about that but I will still rate a monkey ahead of you.
23. I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
24. I will try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
25. Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.