1. Time time ki baat hai, kabhi din hai kabhi raat hai … khatam ho jaye joh coffee ke bina, woh mulaqat koi mulaqat hai

  2. Shaadi ke pehle pyar bahut zaroori hai … kyun ki shaadi ek gaadi ki tarah hai … jitna zyada chalao utna better andaza hota hai ki kab dhakka dekar start karna hai

  3. Maane ki kasai se dosti karne se murgi nahi bachti … par kasai apna dost ho toh kam se kam pyar se murgi toh katti hai

  4. Plane time par hai, economy ki seat hai … badlo bhes aur chalo pardes

  5. Iodex lagane se theek hoti hai moch, B-Tex lagane se theek hoti hai khujli … dil lagane nikle joh pati, usse maarke current gira deti hai bijli

  6. Dhood ke phatne se banti hai malai … suit ke phatne se hoti hai silai … bhoot ke darr se phatte jiski, uski toh rab hi kare bhalai

  7. Dhoodh ka mazaa tab aata hai jab us mein ho elaichi, badam aur pista … jab dil se dil mil jaate hai toh ban jaata hai bhai behen ka rishta

  8. Kya farak padta hai Daler ho ya Udhas … show ka mazaa aayega jab aap ho hamare paas

  9. Shaadi actually bilkul chicken masale ki tarah hai … table pe sajane se pehle chak lo … toh pata chal jaata hai ki chicken kitna naram hai aur kitna garam

  10. Shaadi salwar kameez ke suit ki tarah hoti hai … khareedne se pehle try karna chahiye yeh dekhne ke liye ki suit kitni hoti hai

  11. Is Madhuri ke saath ek do teen karne ka mauka mile na … toh koi ek kya, do teen biwiyon ko bhi dokha dede

  12. To win matches you have to take great catches

  13. Jodiyan banana toh upar waale ka kaam hai … lekin unhe salamat rakhna neeche waale ka kaam hai

  14. Mera jaisa chocolate hero action thodi na karega … entry maroonga late, tab tak action karega mera duplicate

  15. Agar meri jagah koi Laxman Prasad bhi hota … toh is Rekha ke saath laxman rekha paar kar deta

  16. Yeh andha kanoon likhega kab tak meri kahani … ek haath mein yeh kaala coat, doosre mein jawani

  17. Jab dhoonde mard biwi ke saath bahar waali ko rakhne ka bahana … toh reh jaata hai bilkul akela holding a banana

  18. Chaukidar kare chaukidari, wafaadari toh kutta bhi karta hai … joh kare biwi se bewafai, usse wafaa toh kutta bhi nahi karta hai

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